Story Setup
| Date: | November 21, 2009 |
| Location: | CA |
| Category: | Sad |
| Tags: | 90210 bites |
Death By Sensitivity
This whole new vampire thing is killing me. Remember when vampires were, VAMPIRES? Not Abercrombie models with fangs?
Team Edward? REALLY?
LeStat! That was a one MAN show !
The Twilight series is soft core porn for white bread women that get mad at their hubby's for looking at the Sear's catalog lingerie section!
The new vampires suck. Just not blood.
Vegetarian vampires? Are you fucking kidding me?
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
I feel better now.
Tony
Yeah, those movies are teeny bopper soap operas, which is cool for teeny boppers but 40 year old women watching 17 year olds abs ... COUGAR CENTRAL! I am just ranting I love the whole vampire thing but Bela Lugosi is spinning in his grave. (Pun intended) 35 days ago
Nancy Carter Moore
Except the cougar part. Most 40+ year old women see their children when they look at 17-year-old boys. 35 days ago
The MAB Bomber
MOST ... are these the ones wearing glitter t-shirts at the midnight showings? 35 days ago
Tony
My wife was there, 40ish , but we are not breeders ... Tell me why a 40 year old would be there? The plot? The acting? The oh so original writing? The kids are grown up? I am serious I just don't get it. That's OK I don't get NASCAR or Metallica either. Live and let be undead. 35 days ago
Dan
There’s only one person who can save the world from the invasion of teenage Emo vampires, and his name is Corey Feldman: http://tinyurl.com/ydt46rc 35 days ago
Tony
"One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach...all the damn vampires." Art Carney, LOST BOYS 35 days ago
Nancy Carter Moore
OK, guys, I'll give you a few cougars. I guess what ruins ogling 17-year-old boys for me is remembering what it was actually liketo be *with* a 17-year-old boy. I'll take a 40-year-old any day. But then I'm 50. What was that Sophie Tucker joke Bette did about 20 going into 40 a lot more times than 40 going into 20? (Apologies to my family, I just cannot help it.) 35 days ago
wendy
By the way, he's not 17 but more like 23 or so! I'll never like old men but they must be over 21 now...lol 35 days ago
Ponyboy
HAHA! Great story. I think Fright Night was one of my favorite vampire movies. Jerry Dandridge was awesome. 23 days ago
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